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Jail pensioners and put criminals in a nursing home.

ANOTHER BRILLIANT SOLUTION – YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE

THE RATIONALE FOR PENSIONERS

  • Pensioners would have access to showers, walks and a broad range of activities.
  • Pensioners would  receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental care and medical treatment.
  • Pensioners would not receive the paltry fuel allowance but they’d receive more money than they paid out so who cares.
  • Pensioners would have constant CCTV monitoring – if they had a fall or they needed help it would be there instantly.
  • Pensioners could forget the laundry – their bedding and clothing would be regularly washed and returned ironed and folded.
  • Every 20 minutes a guard would check on them and bring their meals and snacks.
  • Family visitations could be regular in purpose built facilities.
  • Pensioners would have access to a library, education, gymnasium and counselling services. 
  • Simple clothing, shoes and legal aid would be free, on request.
  • All rooms would be private and secure with an exercise outdoor yard and gardens
  • Each senior could have a computer a television and radio and daily telephone calls.
  • Guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to and complaints would be heard by a board of governors

AND NOW FOR THE CRIMINALS

  • The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised.
  • Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. 
  • Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.

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