ANOTHER BRILLIANT SOLUTION – YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE

THE RATIONALE FOR PENSIONERS

• Pensioners would have access to showers, walks and a broad range of activities.
• Pensioners would  receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental care and medical treatment.
• Pensioners would not receive the paltry fuel allowance but they’d receive more money than they paid out so who cares.
• Pensioners would have constant CCTV monitoring – if they had a fall or they needed help it would be there instantly.
• Pensioners could forget the laundry – their bedding and clothing would be regularly washed and returned ironed and folded.
• Every 20 minutes a guard would check on them and bring their meals and snacks.
• Family visitations could be regular in purpose built facilities.
• Pensioners would have access to a library, education, gymnasium and counselling services. 
• Simple clothing, shoes and legal aid would be free, on request.
• All rooms would be private and secure with an exercise outdoor yard and gardens
• Each senior could have a computer a television and radio and daily telephone calls.
• Guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to and complaints would be heard by a board of governors

AND NOW FOR THE CRIMINALS

• The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised.
• Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. 
• Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.

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